"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen."

Tuesday, 18 August 2009

He's Back!

OH, who can occasionally out-grump the Old Grump, is back from his hols & thought it would be 'fun' to find out what criminals voted, so he's looked up the top 20 burglary hotspots in the UK and their elected representatives:

NG5 Arnold, Notts - LABOUR, Vernon Croaker MP
LE3 Braunstone, Leicester -LABOUR, Patricia Hewett MP
NG2 West Bridgford - LABOUR, Geoff Hoon MP
CH66 Ellesmere Port, Cheshire - LABOUR, Andrew Miller MP
SE23 Forest Hill, south-east London - LABOUR, Jim Dowd MP
M28 Worsley, Gtr Manchester - LABOUR, Barbara Keeley MP
LS15 Crossgates, Leeds - LABOUR, Fabian Hamilton MP
E17 Walthamstow, east London - LABOUR, Neil Gerrard MP
LS8 Roundhay, Leeds - LABOUR, Fabian Hamilton MP
SW11 Battersea, south London - LABOUR, Martin Linton MP
S8 Norton & Heeley, Sheffield - LABOUR, Meg Munn MP
BN3 Hove, Sussex - LABOUR, Celia Barlow MP
NG3 Sherwood, Notts - LABOUR, John Heppell MP
NG8 Bilborough, Notts - LABOUR, John Heppell MP
BS7 Horfield, Bristol - LIBDEMS, Stephen Williams MP
N8 Hornsey, north London - LIBDEM, Lynne Featherstone MP
CR0 Croydon, Surrey - CONSERVATIVE - Andrew Pelling MP
BR3 Beckenham, Kent - CONSERVATIVE, Jacqui Lait MP
SW6 Fulham, south-west London - CONSERVATIVE, Greg Hands MP
SL6 Maidenhead, Berks - CONSERVATIVE, Theresa May MP

That's 2 LibDems; 4 Cons; and 14 Labour which OH reckons proves his theory that Labour's core vote is 'thieving pikey scum' like the Labour MPs themselves:

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2 comments:

  1. Amusing, but wrong. What this shows, if anything, is what the victims of burglary vote. Now, if those same victims applied a little logic of their own, they might come up with: "Here I am , voting Labour, and what are the consequences of that? I live in one of the most criminal areas in Britain. Perhaps I should change my vote ... "

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  2. A nice bit of lateral thinking there Edgar and I suspect you've got the right angle on it all.
    I've spotted a duplication in the list and a cple of mis-spelled surnames too, still never mind, the main thing is that OH is back and in full-on-rant mode.

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