"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen."

Saturday, 8 August 2009

A New Chair For The Speaker

Ollie at the Red Rag points out that too many MPs might enjoy the whipping machine so how about this? It's my recommended design for the Speaker's Chair and is controlled by pressing the red button on your Sky Remote Control or you can just text $CR£W:


  1. Hmm, I don't have Sky. Can I not just stand next to the chair with a 500V cattle-prod, dipped in sulphuric acid, coated with jackal-shit, and driven by a motor to give 50 prods per second in the general area of the scrotum?

  2. Come down off the fence Edgar!


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