"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen."

Friday, 21 August 2009

Stop Press: Part Of Mandelson Is Benign

Unfortunately, it's being operated on today in the name of equality and fairness for all body-parts. Hitting Mandy's G-Spot. It's probably just piles anyway - another occupational hazard.

UPDATE: I hear the benign prostate is recovering well after being separated from a malignant tumour.

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