"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen."

Thursday, 15 October 2009

Lock Up Your Donkeys

Nooooooo! I never thought I'd live to see the day - but, thanks to the 'wonders' of YouTube... ... (nb - consider a warning already given )


Imam Khomeini's Teachings on sex with animals:

"The meat of horses, mules, or donkeys is not recommended. It is strictly forbidden if the animal was sodomized while alive by a man. In that case, the animal must be taken outside the city and sold.

"If one commits an act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrements become impure, and even their milk may no longer be consumed. The animal must then be killed as quickly as possible and burned, and the price of it paid to its owner by him who sodomized it.

"It is forbidden to consume the excrement of animals or their nasal secretions. But if such are mixed in minute proportions into other foods their consumption is not forbidden.

"If a man (God protect him from it!) fornicates with an animal and ejaculates, ablution is necessary."

H/t: Fairfacts Media Show

I've had a problem deciding what to label this post - I think I've found two of the most appropriate plus one new one, which will never see the light of day again.

6 comments:

  1. So, it is forbidden to eat camel snot unless it is only a small quantity, but it is not forbidden to sodomize the camel before you eat its snot?

    Have I got that right?

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  2. You've got it in one Edgar - also the bit about eating the meat is "strictly forbidden if the animal was alive when sodomized" - so what if it was a dead camel or donkey? Is it ok to eat it after you've sodomized and barbecued it?

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  3. Sharia law demonstration by the EDL's anti-friends, Islam4UK, proposed on the 31st October in London. Sounds like a fun party for all, especially if the EDL show up to have a disco with Islam4UK.

    The weirdo's will "call for the removal of the tyrant Gordon Brown from power" after marching to 10 Downing Street. Well if no one else here has succeeded, what chance do they think they have?

    The real die hards will be on the camels back, literally.

    http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/134080/Now-Muslims-demand-full-Sharia-law

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  4. Thanks VotR - it seems Islam4UK's website has been down most of the day. It will be interesting to see how they like 'kettling' (surely HM's Police Force will use that tried and tested tactic on them??)

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  5. It look's like Islam4UK's website has been kettled and burst.

    "Database Error: Unable to connect to the database:Could not connect to MySQL"

    It's a riot.

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  6. That Khomeini sounds like a right control freak and all round killjoy. Is it alright to eat him after he's been sodomised ?

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