"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen."

Friday, 16 October 2009

You've Got To Laugh

No, really you do. If you call us terrorists we'll blow you up:
...Meanwhile, a Taliban group also sent two letters to the Lahore Press Club – one on October 12 and the other on October 14 – warning that if the media “does not stop portraying us as terrorists ... we will blow up offices of journalists and media organisations”.
A dozen Violet Carson Roses to Old Holborn for that gem and the following:

A stroll in London's crisp autumnal air plus a spot of lunch and free entry to a freak show

Stuck for a leaving present?
UPDATE: Tube worker sacked. If you don't have OH bookmarked already, you should.

2 comments:

  1. How Irish is that? You couldn't make it up!
    Surely, they're in the wrong terrorist organisation?!! LOL!!

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  2. They're definitely onto a lost cause with that line - I don't think they'll convince anyone that they're peace-loving.

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