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Friday, 13 November 2009

Who's The Daddy?

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The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details."   Believe it or not, they're all genuine excerpts from the forms, apparently.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 360 East Bolton Avenue where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country . Please advise.

7.Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A..  If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time.... well, I don't have clue.

8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro-Disney World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

9. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Gordon Ramsey did a programme about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 56 Miller St, mine might have remained unfertilized.

10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

Guess what? I don't think it's funny at all.  I know it's a 'funny' email doing the rounds but twelve and a half years of Labour govt has wreaked such chaos on this nation that I don't know if the damage can ever be undone.

No-one's asking to go back to 1927 or even 1978; all we want is one law for all and everyone equal under it -  all religious faiths, all genders, all abilities - and that includes MPs as well.  We don't want skewed social engineering.  There are too many laws saying what we can do and that's  the European way of Corpus Juris, with immunity for the elite.  Too many rights have been taken from us in the cause of 'harmonisation'.

It's noticeable that when Brown made his statement that it wasn't racist to question immigration he turned it into a question of 'what it means to be British'; what are 'British vahl-yews'? Fuck you Brown, and the rest of your Party and think-tanks.  I know what it means to be British you despicable f@cktard.  Don' t you dare lecture me, you with your 'mis-speak' of their/our Armed Forces; you with your global economic eye, you with your self-aggrandisement, you, who thinks the pain borne by this country is a pain to be borne for the sake of a New World Order.  Fuck you Gordon Brown.


  1. It's not just England or Scotland - it's Western Civilization going down the drain. Here is one justification for a DNA data bank surely?

  2. Scunnert, Scotland hasn't felt the full force of Labour's policies yet. EU policies.

    DNA databank - you must be joking. Canada won't be safe either.

  3. I've come across #2 before "I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind."
    'So did you report this savage rape to the Police ?'
    " Nah, it wern't rape, I really enjoyed it ! ".

  4. It has to be a spoof but some of them are just too believable - not sure about your #2 though Banned - #3 gets my vote ;)


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