"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen."

Wednesday, 24 March 2010

Hoon's Labour's Lost

'No snare like folly, no torrent like greed.'

Geoff Hoon has been told that his services are no longer required on the NATO group responsible for drawing up its new mission statement.
"...given that it is clear the British government no longer supports Mr Hoon's participation, the secretary-general has decided to ask Mr Hoon to end his participation in the group of 12."
It couldn't happen to a nicer chap; it looks as though finding 'hoon work' in the future will be more difficult than he thought.

5 comments:

  1. Hahahahaahahahaaaaaaa...

    Sweet GV, very sweet.

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  2. He he he he he he.... rent boy Hoon stuffed.

    There must be nothing worse than being the kind of chap who wants to make money out of every possible little thing, and finding that there isn't a soul on Earth who will pay you a brass bean to do anything....because you are such a tit.

    I wonder if he's ever considered taxiing?

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  4. Lovely!

    The troughing, totalitarian sod finally gets his come-uppance.

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  5. Yes, Hoon's name is poison. He brought it on himself.

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