"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen."

Friday, 26 March 2010

The Three Gs

avatars: TV Reporter: Barfing Up Cat

The Grrrr:
Bang go my crosswords as the Times decides to charge.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, Gene Genie's Quattro is laid to rust.

The Grief:
Ashton cedes mil.op power to France.
"I would urge the man pictured [in the burka] to contact me, in confidence, as soon as possible."
HMRC won't even ring once.
Marrakesh Mandy - car scrappage scheme cost more to implement than it raised.
Lord Martin of Springburn - still a chancre on the face of the people.
US & UK play silly buggers with Israel.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? How independent is the IPCC?
British digital tv has its finest hour - Islam TV - it's ok to rape your wife.
Isn't this illegal?  BNP candidate constructively dismissed.
Saudi Arabia & UAE naval clash.

The Great:
Daphne Parker - rare as hens' teeth.
Genetic mutation + bad weather = red heads.
Feeling inadequate?  Unadventurous?  Then don't read this.
A 9yr-old miracle.
The world in a grain of sand.
ASA bans another govt propaganda ad.
Cameron says والدتك هي جذابة كما جمل في المؤخرة* to the Muslim Council of Britain.
'Too successful' banker vindicated in High Court.
Let's all emigrate.

Looking through the papers I thought there was room for further sections called  'FFS Leave us alone' or 'Grrrr - and I really mean it this time' but it's the first time I can recall so many positive stories and I thought I'd leave it at that.  Your outlook probably depends on whether you're doped up on Day/Night-Nurse or another noxious substance and possibly doesn't coincide with mine.

* As far as I can remember it's something about your mother and a camel.

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