"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen."

Friday, 16 July 2010

Mein Got(t), It's The Friday Post

Grumpy Old Twat explains in his own words - and he isn't censored so enter at your own risk:
"Looks like the Blog Poll season has kicked off in earnest then. So far we appear to have the annual fat poof Right Wing Love-in Poll, the twisted Lefty socio-militant Worst UK Political Blog Poll and the seemingly pointless Biggest Liars in British Blogging Poll from Buggerheads. I mean, aren't we all a little economical with the truth, from time to time.

I have decided there is a gap in the market.  Twats!

There's shit loads of the fuckwitterers, out there in blogosphere land. Left wing, right wing, Libertarian, Coalition, Tofu eaters, MSM journos, MP's, MEP's, BNP, UAF, Commies, tree huggers, warmists, Muslim fanatics, tin foil hat wearers, deluded dickwads, etc., etc., ... the list is endless.  There's a twat in every in every port!
So here is your chance to vote for who you consider to be the biggest twat in the British blogosphere, bar fucking none.

I like simple rules, so here they are:

1. Vote for as few blogging twats as you want up to a maximum of ten.
2. Twattish twittering micro blogging twats are also allowed
3. Votes must be ranked in order of twattishness. Worst first.
4.Votes can be left in the comments here, for all to see, or, if you prefer, you can use this dedicated  email address : blogtwatspoll@gmail.com
5. No Anonymongs, no repeats. Poll closes midnight Friday 6th August 2010.
If you want to tell your readers who you voted for, that's fine, I couldn't give a shit. It's still a free country and you're entitled to share your opinion with anyone that'll listen.

The results will not be appearing in any magazine or book and will not be announced during a newspaper  review on Sky News or some backwater Radio station or other.

The Top 20 Twats of British Blogging will be published here sometime after the Poll closes and when I'm good and fucking ready. So .... spread the word and get voting but, above all else, have fun."
"A twat in every port" - he's obviously seen my computer configuration.

4 comments:

  1. Thanks for joining in the fun GV!

    Loved the comment at the end: he's obviously seen my computer configuration. That actually made me larf out loud .... a rare thing, I can tell you ;-)

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  2. Thanks for thinking of the poll in the first place, GoT. Unfortunately, it means I'll have to visit strange & remote places to find more than the two that immediately spring to mind :-)

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  3. G.V.

    I'll give you a hint.

    How about that U.A.F. double agent of deception. That super sleuth detective self righteous virtue. That hardy soul of the Socialist Workers Party, battling against odds for a better Communist State to bestow upon us all. I speak of course of the U.A.F.s very own Andrew Gatward, these days he's Jewish, this time last year he was a Muslim, make up your own mind as you enter..... The Gatward Zone!!!!

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  4. It goes without saying that any UAF/SWP site shld be on the list somewhere - I suppose AG's hate-filled,'no comments allowed' blog could be the generic. Thanks D&C.

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