"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen."

Friday, 4 February 2011

"Outrageous, Vulgar & Inexcusable"

Top Gear apology

You know you're Mexican when:
  • You share the same social security number with all your amigos
  • Your last name is Gonzalez-Rodriguez-Jesus
  • You have at least thirty cousins
  • You run and hide when you see the border patrol
  • You see a fence and want to hop over it
  • You are too short to go on rides in Disney land
  • You mow lawns for a living
  • You're the best bean picker in your neighborhood
  • Others tell you to stop screaming when you are really just talking
  • You use your lips to point something out
  • You can't imagine anyone not liking spicy food
  • You are in a 5-passenger car with 8 people in it
  • The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
  • You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
  • Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
And, finally:
  • How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

UPDATEIt's all getting out of hand

A test case is being brought in London.  "They have demanded the hit BBC1 motoring show is taken off the air and an investigation made into the comments."
'I was shocked at what the BBC allowed to be broadcast. I have never had a bad experience in the UK due to my nationality. I do not understand how such ignorant people hold such high-profile jobs.'
Oh, please!  What's wrong with people these days?  Get a life and get a sense of humour.


  1. One joke doing the rounds made me chuckle... not sure if it's from Top Gear... I know I read it somewhere... QUESTION... Why are Mexican cars fitted with small sports steering wheels? ANSWER... So thery can drive wearing handcuffs.

  2. My elder brother, who is married to a very classy Mexican lady, was outraged by the show. I sent him these links to calm him down:


    For some reason it didn't work?

  3. Thanks for the jokes - we need more. This world is turning into a joyless place with the puritanical, always-up-in-arms politically correct brigade in charge.


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