"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen."

Friday, 22 July 2011


The leader of a great Western nation today humiliated himself in front of thousands of people when he was caught live on camera with his pants on fire. The Head of the IMF, Christine Lagarde, was heard to murmur to an aide, "Oh, well, we'll just have to take the shirt off his back as well."

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