"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen."

Monday, 15 August 2011

The Autopsy Begins

After another little bit of England died last week in the rioting and looting two morticians are picking over the entrails to find the cause of death. Cameron and Miliband will both be setting out their competing thoughts and their policies for revivification later this morning. Trainee Pathologist, Boris Johnson, has already filed a report (B-) detailing his analysis.

Two Twits and a tw@t

2 comments:

  1. If Boris gets a B-, we must be looking at Fs for the other two.

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  2. :-) True enough on today's standards, OR, but when I went to school a B- was enough to get you demoted if you didn't pull up your socks pretty quickly.

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