"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen."

Wednesday, 16 November 2011

A Little Light Relief

Here's something nonsensical while we wait for the Cameron-Merkel meeting on Friday - and won't that be fun given Volker Kauder's intervention, to cheers from the German Parliament, today.
The Germans can't blame Britain .

While the EU construct is on course to achieve what it always wanted but remains deaf to the ramifications, I'm reading jokes.  The last laugh really will be on them.

"Paul always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots so when he saw some in the sales he bought them and wore them home.

He sauntered proudly into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

Pauline looked him over. "No."

Frustrated, he stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.  Again he asked her , a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

She looked up and said, "What's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, he yelled, "And do you know why it's hanging down?"

"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.

"It's hanging down because it's looking at my new boots!!"

Without missing a beat she replied, "You should have bought a hat, Paul. You should have bought a hat."

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