"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen."

Monday, 9 April 2012

Quote of the day

'A tool will allow ministers and officials to access information across Whitehall.'


Love it. I wonder what his name is? Cameron? Clegg? Whoever it is, he'll obviously be a complete spanner.

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  2. They already have a tool: it's called the telephone. Here's how it works:
    -Ring-Ring!
    "Hello, you've reached the Ministry of Crap"
    "Ah, hello; Ministry of Further Crap here. When are you planning to roll out the Premium Road Toll crap?"
    "Sorry, old chap: classified, you know ..."
    "Ah, I see, ..."
    -Ring-Ring!
    "Hello, Chinese Embassy ..."

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    1. You're going schizo on me! You'll have to decide whether you're Edgar or Monaster :) Are you going to start up your blog again?

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